Eight Inch Girth

Example of a Dockument

Note: Rule changes may have changed the accuracy of this example. For more information on the formatting of future Dockuments, see the Terms and Rules below.

This Dockument is brought to you in part by Gladiator.

Commodus: They tell me your son... screamed like a girl when they nailed him to the cross. And your wife... moaned like a whore when they ravaged her again... and again... and again.
Maximus: Dock.

In order to vote, list the name and number of the dock. (ex. Jeff:1 - yes / no)

Jeff
1) Took off pants and proceeded to hump Lars' bed. (7/19, Lars)
2) Insulted Michael's mother. Michael asked, "What does a colon look like?" Jeff responded instinctively, "Your mother." (7/19, Michael)
3) Indecent flatulence in the cooking area. (7/20, Zack)
4) Inappropriate and offensive language. Lars to Jeff, "Where are you going?" Jeff, "Your mother's ******." (7/20, Michael)
5) Defaming JP's personal whiteboard. (7/20, JP)

JP

1) Mooned and then rubbed his big jelly filled behind on Lars' bare arm. (7/19, Lars)
2) Pulling hairs out of his *** with tweezers. JP did not initiate this behavior in private.

Lars

1) Inappropriate joke at the Chelan water park. Even the younglings heard. (7/14, Zack)
2) Emptied **** basket onto Zack's bed when Zack was not around. Lars may have left at least one of his "donations" in Zack's pillow case.

Michael
1) Took off his pants, pulled his underwear up as high as possible, and began pelvic thrusting in the direction of Lars' bed. (7/19, Lars)
2) Eating out of the compost bowl. Michael blended the food waste, added a bit of sugar and water, then consumed the product.

Zack
1) Bad / poorly received joke at Chelan campsite. (7/15, Lars)
2) Text fail. Zack sent a text that reads, "Hey! I've been listening to a ton of Joanna newsome, who always makes me think of you. Miss you! Will I see you on Tuesday?" Lars received it instead of the intended recipient. (7/20, Lars)
3) Failure to pay the Washington State usage tax on the carpet he carries with him at all times.

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Rules and Regulations

Terms

Dock Master: Jeff / God. 

Docker: The individual from the list of eligible individuals who initiates the dock of an eligible dock recipient.
Dock Recipient: Individual from the list of eligible recipients who has been targeted to receive a dock as of a result of an alleged offence.
Dock: The response of an eligible docker to a dockable offence made by an eligible dock recipient.
Dockable Offence: An act that is deemed dock worthy by the eligible docker and is subject to the eligible docker's interpretation.
Contested Dock: A dock that will put up to a vote at the end of the week.
Passed Dock: An approved dock that does not receive a vote.
Denied Dock: A dock that does not receive the required number of votes to pass.
Dockument: The post of dock news and contested / passed docks. Eligible dockers will respond to the dockument by voting to pass or deny each contested dock.
Secret Dock: See below.

Rules

-Eligible dockers are limited to one dock per week.
-Dockable offences must be observed by the eligible docker.
-The docker is not required to reveal a dock to the dock recipient or any other eligible docker at the time of the dock.
-Eligible dockers are Jeff, JP, Lars, Michael, Zack, Amanda and Keyan.
-Eligible dock recipients are are Jeff, JP, Lars, Michael, Zack, Amanda and Keyan.
-The current dock week is defined by the date / time of Monday 12:00 AM through Sunday 11:59 PM.
-Docks must be submitted to Jeff via Facebook / email within 8 hours of the dockable offence.
-Docks submissions must include the date and time of the dock. They must also include a description of the dockable offence and the reason why the offence qualifies as dockable.
-The dock recipient must be made aware of the dock by the docker AND receive a detailed description of the dock no later than the time of the submission to the dock master.
-The dock recipient must submit a response to the dock in order for the dock to become a contested dock. The Response must be submitted no later than 8 hours after the docker submitted the dock proposal to the dock master. Failure to submit a response in the appropriate time will result in a "passed dock".
-All eligible dockers must vote to pass or deny a contested dock by Tuesday at 11:59 PM following the end of the dock week.
-When a dock is openly announced by the docker, either at the time of the dockable offence, or within the next 8 hours, the docker reveals that he has an intent to dock. Intent is proven when the docker submits a dock to the dock master. If no dock is submitted after a dock is revealed, then the docker in question is stripped of docking privileges for the week. The dock master will be aware of the falsified dock by notification of the dock recipient. A dock recipient will notify the dock master when, 8 hours after the dockable offence, the dock recipient has not received a detailed submission of the dock from the docker. (ex. If the docker notifies the dock recipient of the dock 7 hours after the dockable offence, then the docker has one hour to send a detailed submission to the dock recipient.)
-The secret dock: If an eligible docker observes a dockable offence, but has no docks available in the current week, the eligible docker may still send a submission of the dockable offence to the dock master. The submission must be made no later than 8 hours after the dockable offence. The dock recipient does not need to be notified of the dockable offence. These submissions will be taken into consideration by the Dock Master, and may result in penalties for the dock recipient. These penalties will be in the form of dock sanctions and will not come from the list of proposed dock penalties.

Responsibilities of the Dock Master

-Create and maintain a set of rules for Docking. The Dock Master will accept suggestions for amending the set of rules at any time.
-Post one Dockument every Monday as a platform for presenting the weeks docks and to vote on the contested docks. Any rule changes will be included in the dockument.
-Make rulings on the "possible" penalties of receiving docks. For more information on the penalties, see below.
-Make rulings on the penalties for secret docks.

Penalties

Eligible dockers may submit proposals to the dock master that will detail a penalty for receiving a dock. The proposed penalty is not limited to a range of difficulty. The dock master will make a ruling on whether the proposed penalty is fair and should be included in the list of dock penalties. The dock master will also make a ruling as to the number of docks that and eligible dock recipient must receive in order to qualify for the proposed dock penalty. The eligible dock recipient will choose among the list of dock penalties that match the number of docks that he / she has received. Penalties must be completed within the following dock week. Additional penalties may be added if the penalty is not fulfilled within the appropriate time period. Penalties may include exceptions require the dock recipient to fulfill the penalty in a time outside the following dock week.

PLEASE POST PENALTY PROPOSALS IN THE COMMENT SECTION BELOW (Or send the proposals to the Dock Master via Facebook or email)

THE FIRST DOCK WEEK BEGINS NOVEMBER 19TH AT 12:00 AM

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