Week 4 Dockument RAWR (12/10 - 12/16)

Submitted / Contested Docks

Zack --> JP
Zack: Improper and unsanctimonious jest. During the channukah celebration at 10:15 last night, he made a joke regarding "8 inch girth," loudly enough for myself and many others to hear.

JP: My comment of 8 inch girth was in regards to one of the channukah presents that Michael had just opened. It was a watch with a small wristband. I estimated that it had an 8 inch girth and while after measurement it was determined to be 6 and 7/8 inches, a split second guess of 8 inches was not far from the truth. As for whether or not girth is the correct measurement, girth is defined several ways including "1. The distance around something; the circumference 2. size, bulk 3. a strap encircling an animal's body." (As from the free online dictionary) I felt that saying 8 inch girth was an accurate estimate of the new watch I had seen only moments before. It was perhaps one of the only times in life I might be able to use 8 inch girth in a non sexual connotation.

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Week 5 (12/17 - 12/23)

Dock of the Week:

If you fail to make a post on the blog in the current dock week, you will receive one dock that will be added to your total number of docks. Any posts made by the dock master pertaining to docks do not count.

Dubious Docks:

-Peeing on a house plant (does not include cacti). Limit 3 docks, 1 per plant.

-Entering the house without saying "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO". Do not confuse "entering the house" with "returning to the house." It must be said every time you enter the house. Limit 1 dock.

We'll start with that and see how it goes.

Expect a list of dock penalties on Wednesday which will be adjusted to the increase in expected number of docks. :)))))))))))))))))))